Eggs, Chicken Legs, and Unforgettable Scenes: A Substance Review

I recently watched The Substance, and I find myself with mixed emotions about the experience. While I wholeheartedly appreciate the film's underlying message—that beauty and worth persist even as we age—the execution left me feeling quite disturbed.

The film begins by highlighting older women's struggles, particularly their desire to recapture their youth. The main character takes this yearning to an extreme, which sets the stage for a compelling narrative. Initially, I was engaged and even found myself enjoying the first half of the film. The clichéd yet nostalgic scenes of a young girl dancing contrasted with the older woman feeling like a ghost were relatable and poignant.

However, as the plot took a darker turn, I became increasingly unsettled. I felt misled by the trailer, which suggested a more straightforward story rather than the horrifying elements that unfolded. I won't delve into specifics, as I believe everyone deserves to experience the film for themselves, provided they are prepared for gore and unsettling scenes.

Interestingly, my partner and I found ourselves surrounded by other couples, likely all anticipating a typical horror movie. When the credits rolled, it was evident we weren't the only ones in shock and confusion over what we had just witnessed. No one got up and left, which I applaud; despite feeling the urge to walk out during some scenes, I found myself glued to my seat. It reminded me of my reactions to Teeth and Saltburn. Watching those films at home was a relief, as I could pause them when I needed a breather. With The Substance, I wished I could have done the same because it's incredibly heavy and intense.

That said, I cannot recommend this movie to others, as certain scenes have left lasting impressions on me, altering the way I view everyday items like eggs and chicken legs. The transition from a thought-provoking exploration of age and beauty to visceral horror was jarring, and I wish I hadn't been exposed to some of the more graphic content.

Ultimately, while I can appreciate The Substance for its artistic ambition, it feels like a film that profoundly changes you—one you either love or hate. It mirrors my experience with Saltburn, evoking strong reactions and prompting deep reflection.

If you're intrigued by films that challenge your perceptions, The Substance might be worth a watch—but be prepared for an experience that lingers long after the credits roll.